Ada Apa Dengan Nyamuk??

Nak petua elakkan kena gigit nyamuk tak? haaa...hot from oven ni!
Kalau taknak kena gigit nyamuk, kita kena selalu stress..
Ya, kawan2..STRESS! *u ol x salah baca..*

hahahaha..lawak betul nyamuk ni. ada ke patut dia tak suka gigit org yang stress? memilih siot.
org stress ni dia ada satu odour mcm chemical yg nyamuk tak suka. yela, org selalu stress kan banyak asid dlm badan..

ouh, selama ni yang dia suka sgt gigit aku tu pasal aku tak cukup stress la ea. cis.
eyh ni betul2, bukan cobaan tau!.
ni kajian scientist from UK.

kalau nak baca lebih detail, berminat dengan nyamuk, eh dengan topik nyamuk, sila la klik kat sini ye..
NYAMUKss

AmaZing..

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the
time
and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This will never happen in your life again??!!!!

The road to success is always under construction..

Dengan bangganya saya ingin mengumumkan....
*drum roll plishh*

Kelas da habiss! yaaay~
Test da habiss!!double yaaay~
i'm free for 2 weeks!! hurrayyy~

final exam in 2 weeks !! ayoyo~

Tarikh-tarikh keramat untuk berperang dengan lecturer. eh eh, berperang dengan peperiksaan.
22, 24, 27, 29, 30..

lepas tu kita enjoyy~
hip hip hurrayyy~ (belum exam lg da excited nk enjoy.ni lah student contoh ye adik2)

Tatau bila nak start study. :D

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okay, sekarang masa untuk rehatkan minda..

They say : The road to success is always under construction..
I say : Tau xpe!!!! ntah bila tah nak siap.


They say : Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I say : Tak semestinya.. sometimes, available parking spots jual mahal. cth : parking kat hotel.hehe..


They say : Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I say : Erk, bole ke camtu? ajaran sesat nih..


They say : Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
I say : hahaha.. harap maaf. nombor yang anda dail tidak terdapat dalam perkhidmatan kami. Sila jangan cuba lagi.


They say : If your teacher ask you, why didn't you submit your homework; Answer : I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
I say : betul, betul, betul...tiada bantahan.


They say : If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I say : hehe..coz only the love is blind..not the lover~

Yang mane erk?!

1) RAMBUT LURUS

bijak, seorang yang happy, bergaya, cemburu,dan pandai dalam menguruskan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan

2) RAMBUT KERINTING TEBAL

kurang bijak, degil, cemburu kuat, romantic,banyak pergaulan dan susah dalam menyelesaikan masalah diri, tidak suka termenung

3) RAMBUT KERINTING NEGRO

bijak, ego, cemburu buta, romantic, memilih dan mudah mengamuk bila susah hendak selesaikan masalah

4) RAMBUT IKAL MAYANG

bijak, berfikir sebelum melakukan sesuatu,berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, dan mudah memaaf kan seseorang dengan kesilapan lalu.

5) RAMBUT HALUS/LEMBUT

bijak sangat, memilih, pemaaf, manja, tegas dan cepat melakukan perkerjaan dengan bersungguh-sungguh.

6) RAMBUT SIKIT

bijak, sentiasa berfikiran negatif pada seseorang, ego dan pandai membuka perniagaan walaupun kecil.

7) RAMBUT PERANG

kurang bijak, berfikiran terbuka, pemaaf, sosial dan bijak lari daripada masalah.

8) RAMBUT TEBAL

bijak, degil, cemburu, romantic, kasar, banyak kawan dan pandai mengambil hati seseorang.

9) RAMBUT KUSUT

sangat bijak, berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, garang, susah nak memaafkan seseorang, dan pandai dalam mengurusan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan.

p/s: malas sikat rambut

10) RAMBUT BERUBAN

kurang bijak, suka termenung, sosial sikit,berfikiran terbuka dan pandai selesaikan masalah diri

11)TIADA RAMBUT

macam mana nak kate ye....kesian..

12) RAMBUT WARNA KEMERAH-MERAHAN ATAU KEHIJAU HIJAUAN

itu rambutann... Huahuahuahua..

The Women's Dictionary..

I found this on the internet and i think it's funny...yet sarcastic..haha

1.Fine
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. Incidentally, never use the word "fine" to describe how she looks. It will lead to one of the arguments mentioned above.

2. Five minutes
These words actually mean half an hour. It is the equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade.

3. Nothing
The word "nothing" means something and you should be on your guard immediately on hearing it uttered. It is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" is signal for an argument that will last "five minutes" and end with the word "fine".

4. Go Ahead (Raised eyebrow)
Said in conjunction with raised eyebrows, it actually means the opposite. The words "go ahead" are not permission to do something; on the contrary it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "fine."

5. Go Ahead (Normal eyebrow)
Said in conjunction with normal eyebrows, it should not be confused with the granting of permission either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". It is normally precedes by a few seconds a raised eyebrow and the words "go ahead", followed by "nothing" and "fine". She will speak to you again in about "five minutes" when she cools off.

6. Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but it is an important form of communication between a man and woman. It is also very frequently misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing"!

7. Soft Sigh
Again, not a word, but a statement. "Soft sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. Oh
This word - followed by any statement - heralds big trouble. For example, "Oh, I spoke to him about what you were up to last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, just run - do not walk. She will tell you that she is "fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.

9. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's okay" is often used in conjunction with the word "fine" and a raised eye browed "Go ahead". Don't be fooled, once she has had time to plan
it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. Please Do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's okay."

11. Thanks
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome".

12. Thanks A Lot
Thanks a lot" is dramatically different from "thanks". A woman will say "thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "loud sigh". This signifies that you have hurt her in some way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "loud sigh," as she will only tell you "nothing".

Zaman Dolu2~

Budak2 yg lahir pd thn 80'an mesti ingat mase skola rendah dulu:

- kat skola ade salesman jual buku
cerita. ari ni bg list, esok mintak duit
beli walaupun cerita buku tu dah tau.
salesman susu pon camtu gak.

- kat library, budak2 mmg baca buku tp
just tengok gamba je. bile ade program
Nilam, sebok semua nak pinjam buku.

- RMT kat skola mkn x best, tp yg
berduit pon join RMT, x phm....

- pakai pensel box yg bole bukak dpn
blkg, pastu ade sharpener kat tgh2 die.

- main lwn pemadam, syg nak guna utk
padam. padahal itu fungsi sbnr, utk padam!

- pakai pembaris yg bergerigi, kat dlm
ade air pastu ade bende berkilat dlm air tu.

- cikgu pakai pembaris kuning pjg. Ade
pemegang kat tgh2 tp x penah nmpk cikgu
pgg pon kat situ.

- bulu ayam jd ramping krn sering
dijadikan rotan.

- time pendidikan seni, lukis sume boleh
tp bile time kaler sume hampeh. ade gak
buat anyaman pakai kertas warna, kolaj
la, ape la...

- main game 2D. super contra, super
mario, street fighter, sume pakai tape.

- jam tgn Boy London jd idaman, sbb bole
tuka2 kaler ikut suhu n cuaca.

- takut BCG tp lepas inject poyo la pulak...

- balik skola beli JoJo xpon Dendang.
Tora pon best gak. Beli se mata2 nak
mainan, coklat die x mkn pon.

- Kasut berlampu kat tapak, yg iklan die
kat tV bole tembak alien tu...

- Siri kartun; power rangers, ultraman,
transformers, ninja turtles,
Thundercats, maskman, Gaban dan mcm2 lg.

jgn lupe sume ni sbb zaman skrg budak2 x
smpt lyn bende2 ni. kite akan sentiasa
berubah, cume asal-usul kite yg
permanent. huhu~

~dakecik vs pacikbesa~

F : You are dead sexy.
A : You are hot.
T : Awesome kisser.
I : Easy to be with.
N : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.

H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
A : You are hot.
N : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
A : You are hot.
N : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
I : Easy to be with.


M : Best kisser ever. (huhuhu~)
O : Easy to fall in love with.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks. (macho tuh..)
D : You like to eat. (kuat mkn neh)

A : You are hot. (hot stuff~)
S : Fuckin crazy. (erk!)
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
R : You're loyal to those you love. (hopefully.. =) )
A : You are hot.
A : You are hot.
F : You are dead sexy. (peewiit..)

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> A : You are hot.

> B : You like people.

> C : You are really silly.

> D : You like to eat.

> E : You like to play with cat.

> F : You are dead sexy.

> G : You never let people tell you what to do.

> H : You have a very good personality and good looks.

> I : Easy to be with.

> J : People Adore you.

> K : You're wild and crazy.

> L : Everyone loves you.

> M : Best kisser ever.

> N : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.

> O : Easy to fall in love with.

> P : You are popular with all types of people.

> Q : You are a hypocrite.

> R : You're loyal to those you love.

> S : Fuckin crazy.

> T : Awesome kisser.

> U : You really like to chill.

> V : Awesome in bed.

> W : You are very broad minded.

> X : You love sports.

> Y : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.

> Z : Always ready.