Unfaithful?? Curang?? Yennadaiii..

This negative word is haunting me right now..
Kenapakah? Bagaimanakah?? Apekahhhh??? Kah kah kah?????

haihh..ok, enough merepek..
I want to ask you one question. erm, not really one laa...a few actually..
Ok, let's begin..
(bersedia...)

Korang bukak facebook pada suatu hari, tetiba kat bahagian updates tu nampak kwn korang si 'A' punya updates..
kawan korang tu lelaki... girlfriend dia pon kawan korang jugak, si 'Z'. kamcing plak tu..
Dalam updates tu, si A di tagged dalam 1 album bersama seorang perempuan, let's call her B..(B tu bukan stands for blaire mcm gossip girl tu, but B lain..heh)
Disebabkan perasaan menyibuk ingin tahu yang tinggi, aku pon click la kat album tu..

Penuh la 1 album tu dengan gambar2 si A dan si B bermesra-mesra dalam kereta n tepi laut..tajuk album tu plak "me and my sayang".
i was like, EYH???? did A and Z already broke up?? Whaddaa...


Soalannya..
What will u do? i mean the next step..(memandangkan ko kawan baik si Z)
a) Hantar msg kat Z, tanye kabar n tanye, how's her relationship with A
b) Hantar msg kat A, tanye "ko da break dgn Z ke?? lawa awek baru.."
c) Terus memaki hamun si A. kau lelaki durjana. heh
d) Tiada tindakan susulan
e) Tiada dalam pilihan jawapan

OK, as a kepochi caring person, of course i choose option a..
I sent her a msg, asking how is she, and how is their relationship..
She said they're okay..just like always..
i was like.. 'Ouh, sporting gile kawan aku ni..'
Feeling relieved, Then i said, goooooood..i tot u guys already broke up after i saw that picture. hearing that you guys are ok, im happy. korang sangat padan..don't break up, ok..

then, of course the moment of truth is about to come..
she didn't see the pictures.. she know nothing about the pictures.. she's so curious about the pictures..

i was like "what the....dia xbukak facebook ke? aku salah tanye ke??huhu"
serba salah gile..aku ingat dia da tgk gambar tu, n she was okey..gambar tu update dlm facebook kot..how come she didn't see??? haiyaa..

ok, here goes the 2nd question..
If u were at my place, what will u do when she asked a lot of questions bout the pictures?

a) just tell her the truth..gambar mesra2 berdua dalam kete, siap ber sayang-sayang ape sume jadah tu..n dating tepi laut..huhuh
b) just tell her some lies so that A won't kill me for telling Z his dark secret..
c) tell da truth, but only some of them.."gambar biase2 je, dalam kereta..rasanya mcm kwn baik dia kot" untuk sedapkan hati..
d) don't tell anything. "jgn tanye aku. aku tanak campur.pegi la mamp**."
e) Tiada dalam pilihan jawapan.

ok, once again, of course i choose option c..sebab mcm tak sanggup nak rosakkan hubungan org, jadi batu api..tapi nk tipu pon xsampai hati gak.aku pon mane reti tipu2 org ni..huhu...walaupun mmg trang tang2 si A ni play stick three--> main kayu tiga..

And guess what...when i check again, gambar tu dah xde..sume updates pasal dia komen gambar n ape sume tu dah xde...gone..yillekk..huhuhu..ok. nampak sgt nak cover line. sbb gambar tu si B yg upload..mesti si A suh delete sbb tanak kantoi..duh~

kesimpulannya, diorang tak gaduh la kot..and aku rasa si A masih sempat cover line sebab xkantoi gambar tu..tapi kesian dowh kat si Z. kot ye pon kuota ade 4, lek2 ar isap okok dlu bro..gelojoh tol..
nasihat aku kepada si A, sila bertaubat nasuha ye.. :p

Rational Disfunction~

Saya dah buat keputusan.
Saya nak teruskan jugak, pedulik aa org nak ckp ape.
Saya akan beritahu abah saya hari ni jugak..
Abah, akak da buat keputusan..
Tak kisah la kalau abah setuju atau tidak.
Yang pasti akak da pilih 29 February 09 ni sebagai tarikh keramat.
Akak nak bertunang ..
Dengan michael scofield..


Masalah nye michael scofield tu nak ke kat ngko?
Erm, tu lah..Da lama gak pk pasal ni sbnrnye, sbb tu asyik tangguh je..
Eyh, bukan tangguh sbb tu..
Disebabkan dlm kalendar tahun ni tkde 29hb, terpaksa la tangguh..
Erm, tapi kalo dia tanak, aku pon tak hingin la..
huh! sombong~ ko ingat ko ensem sgt ke?? *mmg ensem pon*
*pengsan*



Pesanan Penaja : Oh..sesungguhnya aku mengalami sindrom kekacauan jiwa~
Misteri kehilangan identiti belum terjawab. *bukan identity card*
Harap2 dpt jumpe balik identiti yg hilang tu sbb sumpah aku tak biase dgn perangai pelik aku yg baru ini...

T_T

Feeling flirty??

"Hai awak... Leh Berkenalan?
Mr XXXX 01X- 6XXX5XX8 "


Have u girls ever get a tiny piece of paper, written similar like this? For example, someone passed it to u at the restaurant, or maybe someone put it at your vehicles..
What did u do? Contact him? Hurmm.. I don't think so..
I think, it's just a waste of time writing that, because most girls will probably ignore that kind of tactic..
I don't know if there are actually girls out there who will contact the number..but i won't..
it's not that i'm being, err what's that famous word?? 'jual mahal?' ..no..

it's just that, why in da world should i waste my phone credit to contact somebody that i don't even know..(xtau aa pulak kalo ader yg baik hati bagi kad topup skali kan..haha)

unless, he hit my scooter or something, n left his phone number 2 b responsible (which probably won't happen bcoz people usually hit n run)..
if that's the case, i won't bother spending my precious phone credit for him (mintak ganti rugi la, of course..bukan menggatal hokkeyy..)

to tell u da truth, i actually don't understand why they do that..
are they too desperate?

or just wanna have fun giving their phone number to strangers?
(kalau ye, tmpal jela fon number ko kat bus stop ke, public toilet ke, public phone sume tu..)

or it's actually their hobby?
(xde hobi lain ke yg berfaedah ckit?ish3..kumpul setem ke)..

or they actually confident that the girl will contact them?
(err...yg jenis ni, taktau aa nk ckp ape...syok sendiri kot??)

or.. hurmm...there r so many assumptions...



HOW TO GET A GIRL'S ATTENTION??


Suggestion:
Why don't u guys, instead of giving that tiny piece of paper, try to give your business card..?
Advantages:
1) at least, u r promoting your business..
2) most people will keep business card they received, they don't throw it away..
3) if that girl is single n still looking , this will probably give u an extra point..
n who knows, maybe she will hit u back?


Don't have a business card yet?


Suggestion:
Do not give your number to her, ask her number instead..
Advantages:
1) U r being a gentleman
2) U already showed her that u r serious (err...maybe..i don't know)
3) Although the probabilities to get the number is not so high,
but at least, it's much better than giving ur number to her n wait for her to call..



Don't have guts to ask??


Suggestion:
Then do the dirty way..Hit her vehicle n leave ur contact number..
Advantage:
She will contact u..U achieved ur mission..Congratulations!
Disadvantages:
1) U will spend a 'lil bit of money..
2) N maybe u'll get a bakul of maki hamun first, if the girl is bad tempered or a vehicle lover..


Still don't have guts????


Suggestion:
Haa, tak payah wat pape..duk je diam2..Senang.



** Please don't try this at home.. I won't be responsible for the consequences!
** Don't drink and drive (errkk??)
** If anybody here is actually one of the doer, i'm sorry..
this is just my personal view..no harm~
** Majulah sukan untuk negara!!