Agak2 la weyh~

Bulan puasa kot ni..agak2 la sikit kalau nak menggatal pon kan. huhuhu..
Tadi aku dpt satu message kat satu laman networking ni..

Message:
Hi..u nak duit tak ? Kalau u nak jom romen atau sex dengan i..i akan bagi u RM300 semalam..sebulan kita jumpa 5 kali so u akan dapat RM1500.00..berminat ?


Memang tak agak2 kan? Tau la bulan puasa. gersang kot. kena ajak terawih la org2 cmni. buat sampai habis. nnt da penat terawih terus balik tido. takde nak pk bnda pelik2 cmni kan..


tapi disebabkan aku pon tak agak2, aku pon reply...
"eh, apesal murah sangat awak nk bg? hurm, xpelah awak. time kasih jela..lagipun xde selera la tgk awak."

Haih....ape nak jadi dengan remaja zaman sekarang.. :p

pesanan penaja : banyakkan amal ibadat.. dah 10 mlm terakhir da ni..

update 11 sep : dia balas tanye aku, "berapa awak nak?" huhuhu...ini org sudah gilakk..siap nak nego harga lagi tu. xleh bla..

Ada Apa Dengan Nyamuk??

Nak petua elakkan kena gigit nyamuk tak? haaa...hot from oven ni!
Kalau taknak kena gigit nyamuk, kita kena selalu stress..
Ya, kawan2..STRESS! *u ol x salah baca..*

hahahaha..lawak betul nyamuk ni. ada ke patut dia tak suka gigit org yang stress? memilih siot.
org stress ni dia ada satu odour mcm chemical yg nyamuk tak suka. yela, org selalu stress kan banyak asid dlm badan..

ouh, selama ni yang dia suka sgt gigit aku tu pasal aku tak cukup stress la ea. cis.
eyh ni betul2, bukan cobaan tau!.
ni kajian scientist from UK.

kalau nak baca lebih detail, berminat dengan nyamuk, eh dengan topik nyamuk, sila la klik kat sini ye..
NYAMUKss

Motorcyclist VS Rain..

This is not Rain the korean actor/singer.
It's the real rain..hehe *mcm la korang taktau*

ok, this morning, when i was walking out of my room towards my scooter, i saw the dark clouds..ok, it's going to rain but it wasn't raining yet. so i'm lazy to wear the rain coat..*lazy la..nak kena bukak seat, sarung raincoat yg gedabak plus not comfortable, not even fashionable.hakhak..gedik gila alasan*

suddenly, near desa petaling area, it started to rain..so i stopped at a nearby petrol station to put on my raincoat.
it was packed with motorcycles n motorcyclists *perlu ke mention dua2??ZzzZz*
and Ow-Em-Ji...I'm the only girl there..*mcm innocent je letak girl*

Although i was the only girl there, is there any reason to stare like i'm an alien? *perlu ke??*
NO..! of course. it's so normal nowadays for a girl to ride a bike, right?

But why they were acting like that? u know, staring with a disturbed face.
Did i stop at a wrong place where it's only for guys???
i don't think so. *xpuas hati pehal. aku langgar moto ko ke?*
They were staring like "perempuan bawak motor?? xde transport lain ke nak bawak?"
ok fine. takde. haha. kalau ade bas da lama aku bawak bas.

then, a guy talked to me :
pakcik(saje nak panggil pakcik walaupun muda) : pergi kerja naik motor ke?
hananeechan : eyh, tak..jalan kaki..motor ni saya sorong je, xnaik pon<----ni dlm hati je..aku xjwb pon sbnrnye. angguk2 je.

moral of the story : do not stare *secara berjamaah* to other people. it's not polite.